Mother of boys...

So, I was HIGHLY amused at what was coming out of my mouth last night as the Cub Scouts were putting up birdhouses.  "Please don't run down the steep hill with a cordless drill"  "Please don't throw the sledge hammer up in the air and then try to catch it"  "Please don't don't your face after picking up that bottle of antifreeze"  'We found the liscence plate and a shirt, think we'll find a body?"  You know, where is this in the parenting books?  I love my kids...